Saturday, June 1, 2013

I suggest you stop reading.........now

Once I walked into a ladies room where I noticed a woman was crying in the stall.  I was immediately struck by this, not because another human being was in pain and would have benefited from the tiniest amount of comfort but rather she had also taken a shit and the figuring out the order sent my mind reeling.  This example best illustrates the exact kind of person I am.

I'm working on it (this is what people say when they know they should be sorry but aren't sorry)

I am a 27 year old adolescent